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HAVERFORD NEWS Fall Play Debated; Will Be Given With Bryn Mawr Group
H AV E R FOH r...,uri_t_......- HAVERFORD, PA. HAVERFORD NEWS HAVERFORD (AND ARDMORE), PA., TUESDAY, "CTOBER 20, 1936 VOLUME 28 NUMBER,' New Material Juniors Choose 3 Fall Play Debated; Promising Insures Large Glee Club Will Be Given With terial Abundance of excellent new ma- Committees; Prom in the Glee Club will probably change temporarily that organizaBryn Mawr Group according tion's plans for a smaller group, Head Is Sponsler to Mr. William P. Bentz. "The Tidings Brought To Mary" Considered By Cap And Bells Scheduled For Dec. 4,5 "The Tidings Brought to Mar)," a translation from the French by Paul Claudel, is being weighed as the Fall Play for this year by the joint committee of the Bryn Mawr Varsity Players and Cap and Bells. The date has been tentatively net ae December 4 and 5. Tryouts will begin soon, according to W. H. Clark, Jr., '38, chairman of the committee for Cap and Bells. It is possible that the play will be given in conjunction with the Cotillion Club dance which is scheduled for the night of December 5, but nothing definite has been decided on this point. "Serious difficulties" may prevent the play's being presented this tall, the Haverford Committee announced last night, but it is as yet the only play seriously considered. Would Be Intimation The play was first given by the Theatre Guild in New York in 1923, and, so far as the committee knows, it has not been produced since. This, according to Clark, would be a definite departure from the policy of former play committees, which have generally chosen well-known plays for presentation. He declared that the serious play is always given in the fall, no that the lighter play, which is taken on tour, can be given in the spring. Miss Edith Rose is the•Mairmen of the Bryn Mawr committee sod president of the Varsity Players of that college. The members of the Cap and Bells committee include Clark, W. H. Bond, '37, and C. R. Ebersol, '38. The ex-officio membera are A. Jardine, Williamson, '23, P. P. Rodman, '37, vice presi• dent of Cap and Bella, and Cl. Norris, Jr., '37, the stage manager. Clark has appeared in three of the Cap and Bells productions, "Wings " over Europe," "The Swan," mid "Bird in Hand." Capacity Crowd Present At First Cotillion Dance On Sat. At Merlon C. C. Merien Cricket Club's ballroom was thronged Saturday night by a capacity crowd of dancers who attended the first Cotillion of the season. Clyde Emerson and hie eleven piece orchestra ftienished music which was applauded by the post-Wesleyan game crowd. The Cotillion Committee headed by B. H. French, '37, expressed appreciation of the large student support, and stated that it is their hope that the second Cotilliott will be as popular. December fifth is the date of this second and last Cotillion Club dance of the fall season. The patronesses are Mrs. H. Tatnall Brown, Jr., MM. John F. Gummere, Mrs. Fred R. Wallace, and Mrs. Greville Hastings. November Haverfordian To Be Issued Tomorrow With the distribution tomorrow of the November issue, The Heverfordian, College literary magazine, will make its first appearance 'his year. Included in the contents are three 'Aerie., one essay, three poems And four reviews, Seven seniors, .wo juniors, and one alumnus contributed. director. Last year the club's memberShiP was cut from fifty-five to forty men for a short time. This year, owing to the high quality of rhinie Inaterial, several veteran members may have to be dropped. Webb And Childs Made Chairmen Of Tree, Blazer Groups 7 In Charge Of Prom Post, Blair Debate C, F. Sponsler, Jr. was elected of the Junior Prom ComOn Politics Tonight chairman mittee at the first meeting, last night, of its seven members. SponLiberal Club Holds First Meeting Of Year On Current Issues Professor L. Arnold Post and W. Richardson 'Blair, '30, will debate on issues of the presidential campaign at the year's first meeting of the Liberal Club to be held at 7.30 tonight in the Union. During the Intermission for preparaticin of rebuttals Professor William Reitzel will explain the proposals of minor parties. All students are invited. The affirmative of the subject, "Resolved that Governor Landon should be elected president of the United States," will be upheld by Mr. Blair. - Last year he conducted series of discussions at the College on local governmental and political problems. Mr. Blair, who is associated with the Jaw firm of Taylot Hoer, and Nicholson, attended Harvard Law School after his graduation from Haverford, and in 1933 was admitted to the Philadelphia Bar. Blair founded and is' now president of the Junior Committee of the National Economy League. Last year he led a delegation to Washington to protest 'against the bonus in the public hearings on the bill. In the spring. he 'presented his group's proposals to the Resolotions Committee of the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia. Mr. Post, Professor of Greek, will speak for the re-election of President Roosevelt. Following these speeches Dr. Reitzel, assist. ant professor of English, will analyze the proposals offered by Lemke Browder, and Thomas, although' he will not plead the cause of any of them. sler, assistant manager of golf, was a member of last year's Sophomore Senior Dance Committed' Three committees have been elected by the Junior.class, during .he past week. Those on the Junior Prom Committee are: R. M. Bird, Jr., T. N. Gook, S. R. Evans, C. H. Marian, Jr., T. L. Simmons, 2. M. Steere, Jr., and Sponsler. Members of the Blazer committee are: D. S. Childs, Jr., chairman. R. 1. Burnside, and C. L. Harrison. an the Tree Committee are: W. M. Webb, chairman, J.- T. Carson, Jr., and A. C. Dickson, Jr. Bird has been active as assistant manager of football. Cook is on the Stiotball squad. Evans, in addition to starring in track, was elected Secretary of the Students' Association fast spring . Marian has won letters in track and football. He is a former president of his :lass, and was at one time their representative on the Students' Council. Motion is also a member of the Customs Committee. Simmons is alumni editor of the News and has been active in football and jayvee 'baseball, while Steere, who is a former class areald ent, plays jayvee soccer. 'Childs has been on the varsity * ads in football and baseball, starring on the line in the Bestnamed sport. Webb is at present assistant manager of soccer and was treasurer of his class last semester, KREUNER COMMITTEE HEAD H. H. Kreuner, '37, has been appointed chairman of the Cap and Gowns Committee of the Senior Class. Kremer, who is majoring in Philosophy and is head of the-Music Room this year, will choose his assistants on the committee later. Sparks Fly In Lloyd Before "Blackout" Electrical disturbance's in Lloyd Hall caused both sections of the dormitory to be without lights Sunday night for almost two hours. Sparks came from spigots, showers, even from light switch panels when run over by a pencil. The more or less alarming condition was reported to Mr. Johnson and Mr. Chapin, who had the lights turned off from 4:55 to 6:45 while they installed a new transformer in Lloyd basement. Members of Lloyd, as usual on such occasions, gathered together and sang by candlelight. Lib Bibrary Inspected yLightingExpert His Suggestions To Be Considered By The Administration Suggestions made by Ralph E. Markley, represeritatige of the Rurnsey Electric Company, for the improvement of lighting in the Library, will be presented to Presi. dent W. W. Comfort at an early date for his approval. Mr. Markley made a brief inspection tour yesterday with Robert Johnston, Superintendent „of grounds. The survey of the Library lights was made at the suggestion of the News in an editorial appearing two weeks' ago. The College administration quickly announced its willingness to remedy present inadequacies wherever feasible. Mr. Markley's suggestions included: Holophane stack lights, throwing light up and down narrow aisles instead of across them; to be installed between fiction and Matzke shelves, wattage of bulbs to be increased. 2) Opal shades and higher wattage lamps in the North wing to eliminate the present glare and shadows. 3) Higher wattage in the Quaker and American History alcoves. 4) Higher wattage in overhead lights, middle aisle, of the south wing. 5) At the magazine reading desks, lamp standards to be lowered to diffuse the light better and at the sem time eliminating glare. $2.00 A YEAR Pick Linton Chm. Of Charity Chest For. College Year Wants Student Opinion On Where The Money Will Do Most Good To Pick Committee Soon M. A. Linton, Jr., '37, was chosen to head this year's Charity Chest drive by the Students' Council at a meeting Thursday. The Charity Chest is the only organization that will call upon the students for funds, and the receipts are usually divided among eight or nine deserving institutions. The rest of the Committee will be chosen in the near. future, Linton says, and the actual collection will begin the first week of November. This year, as usual, the undergraduates will be given an opportunity to make their contributions in installments covering the whole College term, or in a lump mum if preferred. Linton states that the primary concern before the Committee is the way the funds are- to be distributed. Last year there was some feeling that many cLeeerving. organizations had been slighted, and so to rectify this . Linton plans to make a survey of' the College and find out the concensus of opinion as to where the money should be distributed. He would welcome any specific suggestionse_immediately, before the survey is made. Besides his chairmanship, Linton is captain and manager of she Varsity Golf team for this spring. Last year he was number one man of the squad. He is also a ompb,,, of the Varsity Soccer squad this Sale and of Founders Club. Charity Chest money has barn distributed in the . past to the following organizations: Welfare Federation of Philadelphia', 'Americon Friends Service Conirffittee. the Robert Sintkin "Haverford in West China" Fund. the Rarnalleh Friends' School, the Red Cress, Women's Needlework Guild, Gm Bedford Street Mission, the Salmtion Army, and the Hampton Institute. • Juniors Pick Staff To Work With Seniors On 1937 Issue Of Record Benham's Key Heard In. Arabia; of next year's editor of Local Landonites Give theChoice Record will again be made, acPensyl Does Math By Wireless To cording to the policy inaugurated Browder's Campaign Haverford's Two Amateur Radio Stations Prove Practical To Physics-Major Owners; Benham Does Work During Flood If a wireless key can have a plaintive tone, says T. A. Benham, '38, radio amateur W3DD, one that he heard during the. spring floods sounded so. The signal was weak; it came from near Harrisburg and requested that Benham get in touch with that city. "You are nearer than I am," he answered, Then the story came out. The sender had gone out to on island on a rescue party and was stranded there with a small radio set. He wanted help, and a message sent to hie girl that he Was all right. Benham also got information for the Red Crean as to conditions in Springfield, sent many personal messages, and worked at a twelve hour stretch one day during the flood. Benham and D. S. Pensyl, '38, physics majors and roommates, now have their radio equipment in active operation, Benham's being a key set and Pensyl's a microphone transmitter and receiver . Benham has two transmitters, one 30 meters (3826 kilocycles) and the other 40 meters (7280 kilocy, eles), both of which he has at home and operates from College by remote control over a rented telephone line. His receiver, key. and switches are at College. Seemingly not in the least handicapped by blindness, Benham has built all his equipment; the calculation and designing for his transmitting unit he did this summer in Munich while studying there at the UMversity. He keeps his set at home to avoid disturbing the recetithon of the radios here at College. Using one telephone tine with the ground operates a transmitter . He can operate one or both of them at once. By government law his snare outfit at home. is kept under lock and key. Pensyl, WilLSB, who intends to go to rd. I. T. to study further, is using a "phone" just built this summer, 100 watts, with a range of 300-400 miles. The sharper, shriller sound of Benham's key has a much 'greater range, however. His key has talked to England, Conf. on Page 0, Cal. 2 With twelve Haverfordians arriving in two delegations to. hear Earl Browder speak in Philadelphia on Friday night, all records for local attendance at a Communist meeting were broken. One group was composed of interested upperclassmen while the other were Rhinies, out for an evening's entertainment. In addition, lour aluinni were present. The Rhinies said they were considerably surprised at the orderliness of the meeting as well as she seriousness of most of Browder's listeners. In a collection taken at the meeting, nearly $3000 was obtained from an audience of about 8000. When this collection Was taken, the Rhinies, on hearing that the more liberal 14averfordians had contributed five dollars, derided that they would give an equal amount And all five Rhinies are for Landon! "MAPS" MATH CLUB TOPIC P. M. Whitman, '37, president of the Mathematics Club, will sneak on maps at its next meeting, which will be held Monday night, October 26, at 7.15 in the Observatory. last year, stated J. W. VenCleave, '37, editor of the 1937 Record. The system is to have several juniors work along with thi s year's Hoard to become familiar with the problems involved in producing a class yearbook, and from these men to choose the next editor and business manager. C. le Ebersol, W. B. Kriebel, G. E. Poole, and C. R. Renck were picked by their class at a recent meeting .to make up the editorial group. The final choice will not be made untp after News elections, since the first three are candidates for editorship of the News. Those who will compete for.posWorts on the business board of the Record will be chosen later. COLLEGE CALENDAR Orlaber to-9.7 TI'ESIVAT—News affluent meet In Newa moat at 7. Evangel-Wel lenkne mee ts in Linton. Political date eb in Union.7.30. Sr DNE5DA V—Senior towel tit be takenat scheduled times. Chemistry Club meela In Labaratery nt. 7.30. TI7URFIDAY—Serminr pictures lo he taken. Press bureau meets In 19 Lloyd in 12.10. MONDAY—Math Club meets 7.17 In Obetereatory. Refer to Sparta Poxes for Snows PAGE TWO Ilk VERFORD NEWS Haverford News raanded Feb THE CROW'S NEST M. H. Bond '37 IR 1009. Edimr NleivIn A. Weightman, '31. tininess Manages: Francis E. Nuleen '37. Mnsarlas Editor: WIlliam A. roister. 37. Sporn Editor: Williams 0. Stun. '3i. SONNETS TO SUNDRY NOTES OF MUSIC A young baritone from Tibet When asked to perform a motet Could do nothing but belch; !inn Editors: Charles Ebersol. '35; William B. So hr cried out in Welsh, Kriebel. '39. tleorge E. Poole. ''..9 11umol Editor: T1.1.1111. bull L. S1111114V11.. ':15. A...mender. Wiltant H. Bond, '37: "It must have been something I et." Richard EIOlTosi.\L sTAIr 31 CI:gym', '37; J. Robert Harrison. '37 ; /Larry IL Dell. '34 Charles B. Wilson, '35; John 51. Folley. '39. liar J. toodyear. Jr.. 79; I:niter Page. Jr. '39. Rom t E. Pelf., Jr. John 51 Timm.. - 39: Maurice A. ebster. Jr.. '39. • • • ge • There was a young priest in Paoli Who wanted to sin yet stay holy. St. Olaf came by, hpoirris STAFF Said la leer in his eye): Assn.. Shorn Editor: Henry C. .olbrancinen. '37. "To sin in Paoli pay, Olcy!" Asseelates: iv.lntoi (' Aubrey Daimon • • 4 • Jr.. '35; Amos P. Leib. '35. AllthellS Ii. Albert, 39 t Li. N. Willianh '39. Mary went with a fellow from Merlon Who was bold in sonic ways, yet a wary one, RV:it:Vasa STAFF Till her pa said, "My son. Asastang aysinen m • Witham W. Alin. III. Need I mention my gun? •31. Circulation 31 Thomas L. shannon. Jr.. '37. rompusiti . . Bernard 51 Hollander. '37. Adver- You'll be marryin' Mary in Merlon." tising 51 . Robert J. Thontoson. Jr.. '35. Assistant • • • • • Composition 51 . S KIII. Harper, '35. Aneentryt Chester It HAbr, Jr , '35. Anoelate153 Charles H. Bair, There was a poor merchant in Media '33, Charier F Miller. IL -39, A W.. Moseley. Jr.. '39; H. Whose family daily grew needia, W. Phillips. '39; E. C. Winslow'. Jr.. '39; It. St. White. '39. Till hr shouted, "Hosanna! PROTOORAPUT FFFFF I've a Businesslike Manna, Henry C. Seibert. '37 And Manna is just what I'll reedits!" James L Inch. '35 J. D. Haltalmos. 'II • • • • The NEWS is published weekly In the college year Joe lived in a 1:ttle Swiss chalet, except duringvacations and examination period.. at 49 Overhung by the cliffs, in the valley. Rittenhouse Place. Ardmore. Penna. Telephone, Ardmore Once he fell from the peak 2915. Address all communications to Haverford Neon. And his guide heard him shriek. Haverford College. Haverford, Penna. Annual subscription. payable In advance. 32.00: "Shan't I fall on tip chalet, or shall I?" W Wire .Pr. toe. Subscriptions may begin at any time. Entertvl as aecond-class matter at the postoInce at Ardmore. Penna. Ilembers of the Intercollegiate Newepaper Association at the Middle Atlantic States. Member of the National Coltege Press Association. EDITORIAL POLICE EditoNaiv in the NEWS do not necessarily represent Abe opinion of any group connect.I with the College. Contributions to the In-the-Mail column are welcomed. Tiny mutt be signed. but signature may be withheld Dont nobileatIon if writer deeirea. When alciost the entire College jumped to its collective feet upon the ridging of "The Star-Spangled Banner" at Sundry supper, we thought the millennium had arrived. At last Haverford had' become one of those red-blooded 100', American institutions which Mr. Hearst admires and respects no much. At last we could lift up our heads and invite Judge McDevitt to speak on the campus. No longer did see have to feel inferior to Temple, where patriotic football players broke up a cowardly underhanded Peace Meeting. And then. like a bombshell, came the news from the Arena. Haverfordians had contributed 310 to Earl Browder's campaign fund. Haverfordians had been impressed by the quiet and serious manner in which wild-eyed Reds went about their business. Haverfordians who had gone to jeer came away admitting that Communism has some pretty good a, guments. however, widely they may differ from yours or mine. After a few brief hours the College had sunk back into the same old rut of free speaking and liberal thinking. The News is not now and never has been an advocate of Communism or Socialism in any form whatsoever. But the News does insist that students are entitled And should be encouraged to form their own opinions. The important fact is not what their opinions are, but that their opinions are their own, . The ultra-conservatives who wish to go back to horse-and-buggy days are as radical in theory as the reddest of the Reds. Each faction is trying to change the present order: whether to the right or to the left is immaterial. And no amount of jingoism or mud-slinging can alter that fact. Many Haverford students will be voting for the first time in November. Whether they vote Republican or Democratic, Unionist or Communist, the News hopes that their choice will be based upon sincere and well-founded convictions, uninfluenced by childish emotional appeals. Now is the time, undergraduates, to think things through for yourselves'. Reds On The Campus! Everyone waits for at least an hour after Saturday afternoon activities until supper. When supper is over, it is just too late to make a brat show, or. to get home to and dress for a dance. The News suggests that it would be advantageous to hire dinner at 6 regularly on Saturday to enable everyone who wants to get away early to do so. This would benefit those in the kitchen, and without doubt most of the College. we invite undergraduate comment. The Ncws strongly condemns the unnecessary practice of raising a din whenever an announcement is made in the dining room. Announcements are made for the plain and simple fact that they are important. When the president of the Students' Council makes the customary announcements, there is a fairly respectable silence. But when someone is kind enough to do a little pinch-hitting, he can't be heard past the first two or three tables. Such was the ease last Friday,night 'Oen a senior volunteered to make an announcement concerning the pep ...meeting to be held that night for the Haverfordesleyan Al game. The customary stupid noises were in evidence, and, as a result, many were ignorant of -the fact that suett an affair was to be held. Thus, Coach Randall spoke to a small house, and the main objective of the meeting was lost. Do college students have to stoop to such childish tricks? Were You There? There was a young preacher in Germany Whose speeches grew more and more sermony. His friends said, "The answer Is. get a fan dancer— You'll find that the choir-boys won't squirm any." — M. • e s • • While climbing a mountain in Lydia A tourist grew gydia and gydia. His ill-tempered guide Is said to have cried. "Oh. fall off; we're glad to be rydia!" — M. When on the college campus Comes evening's tender pall, The rooms in Lloyd grow dimmer— They have no lights at all. As daylight dies I see Lloyd guys . As though in stack room strain their eyes. They light their flick'ring candles And watch the shadows fall. Tuesday, October 20, 1936 THEATRE 11 IN THE MAIL "Plot most spring from charac- To the Editor of the News. er" is a stern precept of drama In your latest issue, the suggesas old and tried as Aeschylus. But tion was made that the Music Room toes the cinema obey? Generally equipment be made available to no, but in "Dtaisworth," refresh- students free of charge. Let nie, sigly ye<. A great industrialist in reply, point out the purpose of sells his business. forgets the name the fee. of work, and with his beloved wife As you mentioned, we possess a sails for France. dimly visioning a Capehart phonograph, beautiful, rejuvenation. But his wife, ro- rich in tone, but, like all beautiful mantically inclined, makes love to instruments, of delicate constructhree other men and soon wishes tion. The fee covers repairs. a divorce. Disillusioned, he submits, Again,' since records do not last roams the 'continent, and finally in forever', the entire collection would Italy meets the sympathetic won:- in a few years he lost to us withan.. Now he really lives life and out money to replace the old. Morecan refuse his wife when she. wish- over, by means of this money, we es reConciliation. A rather stimu- have been able to enlarge the collating plot. yo usay. But there is lection, filling in some of the gaps no doubt "Dodsworth" was a most in the classics or purchasing some exciting drama. Why the apparent works of the moderns. paradox! It is becau srahccate The Music Room is self-sufficiparadox? It is because character ent. To cover running expenses offers the greatest fascination here and to enlarge the collection for as in all superior drama. Plot is the use of future students, the only an unimportant result. Al- Committee charges a small fee, for though, sad to say, it rules supreme which the student is amply repaid in many a movie, by hearing great music, at any Dodsworth is an amazing person. time of the day, as many days as Generous. domineering, crude. he chooses, all year round. childish, passionate are mere adH. H. Kruener, '37 jectives touching up his vivid personality. This man — otherwise named Walter Huston—captured roughly 90'3- of our intense interest. His highly unstable wife, in leOLLEGE WORLD the person of Ruth Chatterton, is Il exciting too; "What next?" you breathlessly, ask after each reconiro. They're Voting ciliation with Dodsworth. • The technique of cinema produc- Amherst— Landon 454 tion, happily indeed, can abet*, Roosevelt 153 improve,. Third dimension, artistic photographs-, and sensitive Washington College— sound reproduction, are goals to Roosevelt .. • 136 which this picture makes noticeLandon 74 able contributions. Indeed, "DodsSwarthmore—Landon (7) lead worth" means both artistic and technical advancement in the mov- Swarthmore Faculty— ing pictures. Roosevelt FF 25 G. M. Mathues. '33 Thomas . ..... . . 12 Landon MUSIC II thddenberg Roosevelt Landon Allegheny— Landon Roosevelt 65% 20% In past years Haverford ha 119 been singularly dead musically Once upon a time it was even Pitt.—Roosevelt overwhelmingly against college rules for students Rutgersto have musical instruments on Landorfs STUDENT OPINION 208 the campus. The rule finally died Roosevelt . ....... 124 Clayton, '37, of old age, but music still lagged. Bryn Mawr— At present, however, there are noEmotion and Economics Landon 132 ticeable signs of awakening, one Roosevelt 91 In the world of public affairs both psychological of the most heartening being the and economic forces are operating. Republican doc- formation of a string quartet. Its Coe College— members are H. Darlington and S. Landon 260 trine stresses psychological factors and chooses to Horton, violinists; T. Wertime, viRoosevelt 136 ignore economic forces. olinist; and H. Minton, 'cellist. This For instance, when the depression net in, the quartet is not connected with any Lehigh Faculty— Landon 50 Republicans had enacted no measures setting op course or under the supervision of Roosevelt 30 the College; it has grown up out of counteracting economic influences. Instead Hoover pure love for music, and we believe Northwestern— looked on it an a psychological phenomenon: if bled- It is a good omen for the future. Landon 424 Josef Hofmann was soloist with nese men would act as if there were no depression, Roosevelt 172 • the depression would disappear. His only policy the Philadelphia Orchestra in their U. of Kentucky— second group of concerts. He playwas to encourage business by underestimating the Roosevelt ....... . 221 ed Chopin's Concerto in F minor, Landon depression and pretending that every pause in the and gave us the exquisite Chopin 156 decline was a sign of recovery. The steady decrease interpretation for which he is no Covering the Waterfront of business activity showed the absurdity of ibis well known. Particularly in the Plans for extending the Evanaecond and last movements did we ston campus of Northwestern policy. Unifeel his perfection of technique When Roosevelt entered in 1933 he disregarded and sympathetic understanding of versity a half mile into Lake Michigan are being made by that instipsychological factors. He stepped on the toes of the almost intangible beauty of tution's authorities. business men, created uncertainty as to the national Chopin's music. The other two credit., and ignored the Constitution. But at the numbers on the programme were Wrong Impression same time he took economic measures that appar- Weber's overture "Euranthe" and Dr. P. H. Lohman, Government ently speeded up recovery. Economically speaking, Walton's First Symphony. Eugene and Economics instructor at Miami :t is hard to oppose most of the New Deal legisla- Ormandy gave us a reading of the University, who came to this countion, except perhaps for its mildness. But it is easy Weber filled with all the power for try in 1925, recently told a ct1lhge to have a strong adverse•emotional reaction. Back of which his conducting is swiftly be- reporter, "A man pushing a) baby the supposedly reasoned Republican arguments there coming known in Philadelphia. Mr. carriage—that struck me as absolies a feeling of outraged sensibilities. Sacred things Ormandy met his severest test of lutely the queerest thing in Amerhave been tampered with: liberty, the 'American conducting no far this season in the ica." way,' private initiative, the Constitution. The in- Walton Symphony, a composition Still Playing tense personal hatred of Roosevelt, his Jewish law- which defied the conductor, the A Chinese play was recently givyers, and the brain trust is an indication that we orchestra, and the audience. While have here to do with emotion, not reason. we found it herd/to absorb some en on the Miami University camSince the New Deal is economically sound, the parts of this symphony, what an- pus. "Lady Precious Stream," or Republicans are doing well to concentrate after their noyed us most was many of the The Eight Acts Concerning the manner on emotional issues. They are inflaming listeners' crawling all over us in Wang Family," as' the play is our feelings on the concepts just mentioned. They their attempts to run away from known among the Chinese, is over are identifying the New Deal with emotionally ab- what they considered a foul and two thousand years old. horrent words like regimentation, fascism, commun- pestilent congregation of very tanDuncan Uses Rainapout ism, They are exploiting the irrational American gible • sounds. This modern work A Lafayette College student fear of brains by presenting Landon as just a plain, was definitely worth hearing, but leaned far over a balcony to pour old fashioned. common sense man. unfortunately we felt that its InThe Republicans persist in the belief that if busi- spiration ended with the second water on a classmate and went to ness is given restored confidence. recovery will burst movement—a "presto with malice" the hospital with a fractured skull. forth into a magnificent prosperity. In other words, —and that with exception of isolatDog Burns Man disregarding past experience, they would continue to ed spots, the last two movements 'At a last year's football game in play the psychological factor for all it is worth and were little more than loud noise. the University of Colifornia Stadignore economic forces. Next week Eugene Ormandy will ium, a hot dog salesman's crothes Yet these very economic -forces are what throw conduct the Hrahms Third Sym- caught fire from the miniature than out of office in 1932 and will keep them out in phony and works by . Handel, Al- stove he was carrying. According 1936. beniz, and Debussy. to the report, he put it out with kis J. D. Hoover. '37 • Grover Page, '39. jar of mustard. Leeds Chosen As Head Of Managers At Fall Meeting PAGE THREE HAVERFORD NEWS Tuesday, October 20, 1936 Taylor, R. Randall 11 ALUMNI NOTES Address.. 70 Alumni I Hay. Club Invites '36 To Dine Oct: 28 MeMbers of the Class of 1930, resident in or near Philadelphia, will he guests of the Haverford Club at a luncheon on Wednesday,. October 28. Invitations have been sent out to them as well as to members of the Class of 1935. A large attendance is desired and if any member of the Class of '36 who hopes to be able to attend fails to receive an invitation, he is requested to communicate with W. Nelson West, 3d, '29, vice-president of the Club. Washington Group Holds 1st Meeting Annoueseilient has been received of the marriage of Robert C. Bates, A E. Rogers, '21, Acts Jr., and Elizabeth Heist King in As Host TO Eleven Philadelphia on August 21. Mr. Comfort Calls Additions Alumni Present Bates is superintendent of the To Faculty Unlikely More than seventy members of the Philadelphia factory of the George Holding its first meeting of the In Discussion alumni were present at the group D. Wetherill and Co., paint and 1936-37 season, the Haverford Soluncheon for the classes from 1924 varnish manufacturers. ciety of Washington met Monday, to 1935 and members of the Haver1926 October 12, at 8 P. M., in the gym-, ford Club which held. at the Hugh Horton has returned to she nasium of The Sidwell Friends Club headquarters in Philadelphin Deviating from the usual custom Sinologisch Institut, Leyden Uni- School. Albert E. Rogers, '21, of having Board of Managers on Friday, in anticipation of the versity, Holland, to complete the Headmaster of the School acted as regular meetings and fac Wesleyan football game. George work for his Ph. D. His doctorate host to the eleven members of the' meetings separately, these two groups met together on Tuesday, E. Field, '97, Composer A. Kerbaugh, '10, president of the is to be printed by the Japan Soci- group who were able to be present. Club, welcomed the guests, and af- ety in Tokyo, and is on peasant Oetebee 13. The joint meeting was At a brief fireside business-meetopened in the afternoon and ended Of College Songs, Leads ter stressing the advantages of the uprisings in Japan from the year ing, nominations were made for after a dinner at 7.00 P. M. Fri. Collection Program Club as a means of alumni stim- 1740. During the business meeting, officers of the society to he installulation he introduced H. W. Taylor, 1928 Morris E. Leeds, '88, was reelected ed at the next meeting, November Friday morning's collection was Jr., '37, captein of the College footpresidqnt of the Corporation of Allen C. Thomas. Jr., was mar- 16. Ballots will he sent to the enHaverford College. J. Henry Scat- led in a program of community ball team this season. ried to Miss Eleanor W. Bernstein After Captain Taylor had spok- on October 9th in C,erniantown. tire Washington membership Ictergood, '96, and Edward W. Evans, singing by Elliot Field, '97, com'02, were reelected treasurer and poser of "Hail to Alma Mater" and en a few words about the line-up After December I Mr. and Mrs. ier this meeting, and will carry of the present team and the varsity secretary respectively. Arthur H. Ring Out the Good Old Song" and squad in general, assistant coach Thomas will live at Argyle Court, the following nominations for apArdmore, Pennsylvania. Hopkins, T5, met with the Board proval: Albert E. Rogers, '21, arranger of many other songs of Don Emory addressed the gathertor the first time as the new Aluming. Mr. Emery expresslt his apthe campus. president; Alien B. Fay, '27, vice1931 ni Representative, preciation of the welcome he has Some of the songs sung were: Sabbatical leave was granted to Dr: Eugene Rodman Shippen, president; and Richard R. Pleasreceived at Haverford since his Professor Frank D. Watson for the 'Ring Out the Good Old Song," first day herd in September, and Jr., was married to Miss Lois Mark ants, '34, seeretary.treasucera_ The first semester of the 1937-38 col- 'Upon the College Campus," "Hail lauded the general spirit of the of Dover, Delawam, on Saturday, retiring officers are: Edward b. ----I ., lege year. Appropriations were to Alma Mater," and "Comrades," College. He also spoke of the October 10. Freeman, '00, president; John R. made to the Student-Faculty Compleasure he received from workHoopes, '21, vice-president; and 1934 mittee to carry on the social func- all College songs. The College also ing with this year's squad in prepsang: "I've Been Wprking on the John B. Hazard; '34, secretarytions of that group. aration for their schedule. Henry. Hots, Jr., was winner of Oaaroad," "The Bells of Saint an informal discussion, PresIn The chief speaker for the event first prise in painting for the Sep- treasurer. With the exception of ident W. W. Comfort called atten- Mary" and "Threes' a Long, Lang was head coach Roy E. Randall. tember Concourse at the Chester Mr. Freeman, all these men were tion to the falling off of registre- frail a-Winding.." He also praised the present spirit Springs Siamese School of the present at the meeting. tions in the classical languages. He Various effects were tried dur- among Haverford underrgaduates, Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine After the business meeting, the also stated the necessity of care in and appeared optimistic over the Arts. members of the group engaged in extending faculty commitments ing the program such as having prospects of his team for their reduring the next few years. It does half the audience hum a tune while maining games. He especially urg1936 several "fast and close" games of not appear likely that many future the other half sang the lyrics, or ed all the alumni to support ColHenry L. Tomkinson is now volley ball, and' the evening closed appointments will be needed for lege athletics actively, and emphathe subjects already listed in the part of them whistle while the rest Bleed the need for the alumni to working for the Hercules Powder with an informal social period and sang. Glee-club training enabled present Haverferd in its best light Company in Perlin, N. J., as a light refreshments. A large represcatalogue. many to contribute to the har- to schoolboys who possess athletic chemist - operator in synthetic entation is planned for the Johns mony. Mr. Field led a similar sing capabilities in addition to scholas- rubber and cellulose. His present Scholarship. Approved Hopkins football game in Baltitic. excellence. A large number of address is 196 Main Street, South Dr. Comfort also stressed the im- 1 collection last year. more on Saturday. portance of appointing young men those present promised to attend River, N. J. Other members of the society os the Board of Managers when Imaginative Dominion the Wesleyan game on Saturday. Warren Brooke Morgan, Jr., has the opportunity is offered. In accepted a position as assistant in who were present-are: Nathan B. speaking about finances, he said Of Ric's, Sure Faith the Mathematics Department of Sangree, '22, Harris Shane, '31, Chet the yield of interest on investthe University of Wisconsin. His Gifford Irian, '32; Lewis Bowen, ed funds of the Corporation has Needed, Says Dr. Jones Morley LiMitecl Edition address is 223 University Club, '34; Henry Russell, '34; and Byron turned upward slightly during the Hippie, '34. Madison, Wisconsin. May Still Be Purchased "We must learn how to breed past year for the first time in six • years. In the course of the meet- men who will believe in God," said Several copies of the limited ediing, the scholarships granted for deists H. Jones in Meeting Oeto,her tion of Christopher Morley's "Foot15, stateng that this we cannot de the year 1936-37 were approved by while living on "a thin, relativistic notes for a Centennial," the prothe Board. At 7.00 o'clock, the thirty mem- basis," improving the means of life ceeds from the sale of which go to the Centenary Fund, are still availbers of the Board were hosts to out not the ends. The soul's invincible surmise" able at $1.50 a copy, states the faculty at a dinner in Foundtice front the office. —Santayana's definition of faith— ers Hall. Informal remarks on acThose Haverfordians who have tivities and plans were made at and imaginative dominion over that time by Professors J. Leslie your facts, said Dr. Jones, are not secured a copy to date and wish to obtain one may do as by qualities nee ded by the man who Hotson, Emmett It Dunn, Edward applying to Dean H. Tatnall Brown D. Snyder, Howard. Comfort, would build the new world. "Our or directly to Philip C. Duschnes, Thomas R. Kelly, Thomas E. faith today is weak, thin, and unex- 507 Fifth Ave., New York City. plosive. What a difference such a Drake, and Coach Roy E. Randall. •' spirit as that of the climbers of Everest would make in our daily Christopher Morley Will lives!" IlatablIshed Lon "The apex of this surmise," conSpeak In Delaware U's cluded Dr. Jones, "is discovering Hopper, Solidity & Co. Annual University Hour that the deepest thing in you touches God The soul's invinINVESTMENT SECURITIES Christopher Morley, '10, will he cible surmise is what life ought to Members Phila. Stock ESCIte7310 guest speaker for one of the four be." 1420 WALNUT ST., PHILA. features on the "University Hour" program scheduled for the coming year at the University of DelaWhy Not Save the Difference/ ware. Every year at this instituA. C. Wood, Jr. & Co. tion, a series of talks by prominBrokers SPRITZLER'S ent men in the fields of art, science all Cheateoe Street FRIENDLY DEPT. STORE and literature, as well as a series Philadelphia 47 W. LANCASTER AVE. A. C. Wood, Jr., of dramatic and musical programs, First, see the big bolts of Ya.oPera ARDMORE, PAis arranged for the students and Year Sark Stook Exchange .Depeedagie Wearing. apparel sae the public by the "University 1141181•10.14. Sto4k - handsome imported tweeds ilkeee—rilware ter Oarb Exchange fdascotetal New Hour" Committee. brought by Bill Swire. Mr. Morley was chosen as the 1-• —+ speaker from the field of literaChoose any one you like. ture because he is considered by Delaware undergraduates as "one Robert K. Tomlinson of America's most charming men Next, choose the model you of letters." College Bookstore Yield On Funds Higher Haverford Club Holds Pre-Wesleyan Game Luncheon Was II a no- BROAD STREET MEN'S STORE 11. Boardman Hopper, '06 Tett tahAKER ODOWILIG.ECOLLIGE tS•rg.3 SCHOOL enline■ Lira Yu- 64 Graduates Literal 41 Colleges in 1935 Cram! Germ oaf Semi TralLlet Hew. ...lee. 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Then, we make the suit in the stock size you wear $35.00 • —all for the modest price of 1600 ARCH STREET Philadelphia "SHIRES RETAILED" MAIN LINE SHOE SERVICE sa West Lancaster Avenue J. L. RICH, Campus AgL Collections MONDAY In the Co-op Shop Tuesday Oct. 20 BROAD d CHESTNUT PHILADELPHIA Tuesday, October 20, 193G HAVERFORD NEWS PAGE FOUR Soccermen Down Princeton 4 - 2 For First League Win Main Liners Win With Powerful Second And Third Period Attack 2nd Team Booters Claws Tiger On the Nip Penn 2nds 3-2 Sidelines Taylor, Mears Score For Haverford, Giving Locals First Intercollegiate Victory In Since 1934 Navy Contest Showing superior play in the second and third quarters after getting off to a slow start, the varsity soccer team scored a 4-2 victory over Princeton in a game played Friday afternoon at Princeton. This was the first intercollegiate victory of the season for the hooters and also the first since November 7, 1934. when Navy was defeated, 4-1. For the first period of the game Princeton constantly threatened the Haverford goal, and it was only because of the miraculous saves on the part of Goalie Ebersol and good play on the part of the fullbacks that the over-anxious Tigers were held to one goal. Haverford's scoring opportunities were few in this period, but the locals were able to capitalize on the first one for a goal. Mears Registers Fullback Johnson of the Princeton team, who had dashed into the goal to cover for Follansbee, touched the ball with his hands, giving Haverford a penalty kick. Frank Mean, stellar sophomore lineman, swung his foot, and Follansbee was unable to touch it. Shortly afterwards, however. Princeton knotted the count at one all when Captain Rod Morgan of the Tigers booted a high looper from outside the penalty area which Ebersol misjudged and allowed to slip through under the bar. During the next two periods the Scarlet and Black played rings around the Princeton bootera. Playing heads up, aggressive soccer, the flying Fords scored three goals while holding the Tigers scoreless. Ruble Taylor Tallies Haverford scored in the second period when Hubie Taylor, who received credit for all of the last three goals, took a pass from Lea Seely. dribbled it in and scored, making the score 2-1. Ebersol staved off a Princeton score by a beautiful save of Close's corner kick. Frank Mears was robbed of a goal when after dribbling through two men, his scoring shot was barely knocked out. Harper Follansbee of Princeton made the m noost spectacular save of the game this play. Standard-Shannon Supply Co. INDUSTRIAL and RAILROAD SUPPLIES sseeas immesh. 'II A. Kerbaegls• R. IL Letitia'17.St.M. D. Philadelphia 13 Gibmn, On the sidelines at the Princeton soccer game. we no. heed that the Scarlet and Black team was a little sloppy in the openins play. We aren't sure whether this was the result of being cramped in cars their way over, or Ir0111 having to gel used to the hills and vales of the Tiger's field. There seemed to be trouble in keeping their feet on the ground when the ball was passed to them. At Last III Ilmerford II/ GOBI Princeton Follambee Kbersol !ahem.. rollback Flaley Right slomonster Fallback Left Lewis Itiahtlittlfbark Fletcherrr lioldaturIZ Seely lialtherk Tweed, Left Wrh.ter Center Clam Right Brows Indele 1151ve.er RightOutside Mears Sr. Ernes Center Forward G rrrrr lode Moreno . lowlde Left J. Kral. ha, Len Outside Taylor hears hi II 01 00 0--1 NeSWrrurtl 1.."-k".' PrISWIS•O ;penalty kirk, MorGoals--.11ears axle. t3t, Close. eau. slur tor Solealtstione-Priaceloe. hey re Nineteen...el tor t•reem•Mde. Ho. rrrrr d. Cary tor Bran.. Bruno Linesmen. 6"111.7f..Cation. minute.LinTime of nerlo.1..--22 ton. Haverford kept the ball in Princeton's territory all the third period. Hubie Taylor made tht count 3-1 by converting a good pass from Jack Evans. Later in the period the score mounted to 4.1 as Haverford tallied on a freak play. • Tweedy l'ulls "Boner" Ruble Taylor took the ball down on the outside, and made a good center. Bronson Tweedy, Tiger left half, in an effort to kick the ball out of the danger zone, booted it right into his own goal no fast that the goalie couldn't get a hand on it. In the final period Princeton attempted to stage a rally, but were too weary to score more than one goal. Close attempted to score on Sylvester's corner kick which bounced off the crossbar. Ebersol batted it out, only to have Close head it back over Ebersol and kick it in. The game ended a few minutes later with the ball in Haverford territory. The latter part of the game was played in semi-darkness. THE NEWS PICKS Last week. the News pielted five winners out of seven. Eight games were picked by the Sports Board, but a 0.0 tie between Alabama and Tennessee eliminated this game. October 24 So. Cal over Stanford Princeton over Navy Columbia over Michigan Fordham over St. Mary's Duke over Tennessee Auburn over Georgia Cornell over Penn State Pitt over Notre Dame EUROPA See The New Market Above lath Street Framed Campus Pictures and JEWELRY DISPLAY AT THE COOP on Roddy Morgan, leader of the Princeton team, was well bottled up. His only goal was from outside the penalty area on a misjudgment of the local goalie. It was a beauty, right into the top corner of the net. Discouraging at the time, but worthwhile for its effect on the future play of our goalie, we hope. FRANK NIEARS Varsity &merman. who scored • goal at Princeton on a pen. ally kick. whose playing was instrumental in a Haverford victory. Having gotten his ten hours sleep every night last week, Frankie Mears seemed to be back in shape. He dribbled through most of the Princeton team at various times, showed plenty of power in his kicking. also blocked well. One of the Princeton rooters remark. ed. "Well. at least one of the twenty - two players knows what it's all about." That's more than some of the spectators would say for the referee. 3rd Soccer Team Tops Germantown Cricket Club's Juniors 5 To 3 While Haverford and Wesleyan battled on the gridiron on Saturday, Coach Ed Redington's undefeated third string boaters rolled over the Germantown Cricket Club's junior squad. 5-3 on the soccer field. The Germantown sops were very young and inexperienced and were no match at all for ti e bigger collegd lads. The Main Liners got off to a three goal lead in the first half and coasted through to an easy win. Center forward Wini Shaw notched two points by converting a pass from John Lindley and shooting.a penalty kick past goalie Coatis Tom Tatman came in from rigstt wing to make good on Lindley's cross from outside left. In the third period Rhinie Moore looped a nice long boot into the far corner of the net for the fourth Ford tally. Finally Dave Hunter scored from a scrimmage in front of the Germantown uprights. Center half Brown starred for the losers with two goals to his credit and Welsher playing center forward accounted for the third counter. It would be a mistake not to mention the fearless playing of the two opposing midget wingmen who did their best to set the ball up for their forwards, The line-up: However, the spectators as well as the referee noticed that the Fords were fouling more than the Tiger team. In spite of this, the losers covered their men as closely, if not closer than the Scarlet and Black. 'We didn't see much from our right wing for that reason. Of course anyone can tell you the high point of the game. It was in the third quarter when one of the Princeton fullbacks sent a beauty into the goal for Haverford. As Jack Evans, who played a beautiful game• said, he couldn't have done better himself. The Princeton goalie was good• but he didn't stand a chance when his fullback drilled a Haverford pass into the corner of the goal. Amusing incident number tv.o was Ebersol's goal kick which hit Crosby Lewis on the back, bounced back to Sot, who caught and punted it to safety. Jimmy Gentle was heard to remark, "That's a good wake the fullbacks up." So way D. N .W. endeth the lesson! led R•verford Gersasalew• C. C. Limo Fullback Cad. Stork A.bbrook MOH 0.1 Knack .. Left ',unborn J. Lundell.. Megabit:um -.Right Halfback Leaden*. B. li•Ifback Hrow• CenterHalfback Regenamr ..-.Left .. Tall Roatheate Kiehl .. ....Untold, Mimes blrleker ..,..Johnsen Sykes Right Inside Whet.. Webber . Forward Center .. notshleLeft Renter KrimIte 1.l salter Left .. Cowbell bobesIllotione-KrIehel 3 for Syke.. for Roars. amr. rrr NOW PLAYING "GYPSIES" Soviet Screen Sensation English Dialogue Titles COMING SOON Arthur Schnitzler's "Isiebeler with Magda Schneider Distributors to COOP STORE and NEWSPAPER AGENCY Bryn Mawr News Agcy. 844 Lancaster Ave. Bryn Mawr to SPORTS CALENDAR October 20-26 Saturday —Varsity football with Johns Hopkins, away. Varsity soccer (Practice game) with a Phila. team, home. Jayvee soccer with Moorestown, away. Third team soccer with Swarthmore third team, away. Atkinson Scores Twice For Redingtonmen; Dewees Tallies Steiger Stars In Goal --Playing in a drizzling rain on a slippery field the Haverford jayvee soccer team met the University of Pennsylvania jayvees and defeated them 3-2 in a desperate see-saw battle Saturday morning on 'SS field. The Pennmen were out to avenge the defeat of their third string last week but the local dribblers put on a great exhibition of pluck and came from behind twice to tie the score and finally win the game. By successfully completing one of their toughest assignments the Scarlet and Black remain undefeated in the B division of the Cricket Club league. The wet,eenditian of the field made the ball skid Off 4.11e turf at unexpected angles and it proved very difficult fee the boys to control the ball. Although the lied and' Blue dribblers seemed more skillful at stopping the leather, the Little Quakers showed better teamwork around the goal and carried a scoring match that was effective. Atkinson Tallies At the close of the nip and tuck first half struggle, Penn's center forward, Ed Thompson, booted a low kick past goalie Tom Steiger to give-the visitors a one point lead. At the opening of the second half Haverford's ace lineman, Connie Atkinson, evened the count on a pass from fullback Harold Morris. However, Penn was not to be set back so easily and Whitaker, a sub for Thompson, let fly a bang kick which slipped by Steiger in the mud and slithered into the cage. Redington's men now took the reins in their hands and bombarded the opposing goal constantly until finally big Bob Dewees got a shot and blasted it past the harassed Merrick to knot the count at two all. With the score-sheet even once more the homestees kept the ball Well up in Penn territory until at last Atkinson received a perfect center from Andre Reichel at left wing and sank the winning tally. Steiger Plays Well Torn Steiger played a great game in the goal for the jayvees and in the last quarter protected their slim lead up to the final whistle. Time and again the heavy, slippery ball would come bouncing over the fullback's heads and Steiger would rush out to meet it and hurl it to his forwards for up the field. The jayvee forward wall of Spaulding, Pewees, Atkinson, Whittier and Reichel appeared to have found itself at last and the boys looked good in the last quarter. Atkinson especially made Lis scoring opportunities count. The fullbacks and halfbacks played a nice defensive game and tied up the Penn attack most of the time. Itaverford J. V. Goal Pura J. V. Steiger White Right Fullback Merrick Kosloff Morels Fallback Left Clark . Hartung Halfback Right 1312Ylkti AtAWV Flamm N. 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"ANTHONY ADVERSE" Wednesday & Thursday with Tom Brown, France. Drake WAYNE THEATRE Wayne, Pa. Wednesday and Thursday "Back To Nature" and on Wednesday Night BANK NIGHT Friday Hollywood Boulevard Robert Cummings, Marsha Hunt Saturday "THANK YOU JEEVES" Friday and Saturday Yours For The Asking George Raft, Dolores narryrnors HAVERFORD NEWS Tuesday, October 20, 1936 PAGE FIVE Locals Bow To Wesleyan 12-6 In Thrill - Packed Game Main Liners Outplay Wesleyan J. V. Gridders Open In 2nd Half But Fail To Score Season With 12-6 Varsity Grid Team The Sport To Battle Hopkins Daddario Registers Twice For The Cardinals; Jester Victory Over G. F. Graziano Plays Third Chuck Holzer Gains 77 Yards For Locals; Dick Holzer Injured; Beeler Stars In a game packed with thrills Fumbles Hurt! I and spectacular performances, Roy Randall's plucky Haverford College gridiron team lost a hard-fought. heartbreaking game to a favored Wesleyan College eleven, 12-6, on Walton Field Saturday. A howling ght crowd of 2,000 spectators were kept on the edge of their seats as KI[101.1113 the locals staged a powerful secHa fback ond half rally, which almost upset TR) the ft6t-moving Cardinals from 0 0 0-13 Middletown. Haverford 0 0 0 0 — Second Half Rally Gives Local Scrubs First Win Of Season By WALTON FIELD, '88 It seems as though weswere only six points away from scoring a lluarrford Left End Wesleyan Carroll grand slam in athletics this weekMein" Left Tackle Jarkeen Alihrla rerlCenter 0110.1 Battier Rowland, Palmer' Star end. The first three soccer teams Merlon W atielne their games; and only the Childs Pelherbrldm Rea, In the opening game of the sea- won ni RightCould Toehte W111Mon. Hight brilliant playing of "Mim" DadEnd Realm &Dreamer Heeler Quarterback the Jayvee football team de- darie, Wesleyan star, prevented Left Halfback . Ranger son, Bohm feated Germantown Friends by a the gridmen from either tying or Ambler Holger score loranIC Right Col knack Daddario of 12-6, Friday at German- upsetting a favored Wesleyan Wed., town. Getting off to a bad start Teerbdowne—.Daddarle e, Childs. in the first half the Scarlet and eleven. The 2,000 fans who saw the nballtat lonot—Ila reco ord Steam rd : Daddario Saves Game lads, mipus Chuck Bushnell, game will doubtless agree with us for Morino. Marianfor fordrRemamer, alms, Skase Black veteran Jayvee back, were unable that Daddarie is one of the best Dorian,fee Dodge The speedy, shifty Emilio "Mini" for Hawking Dorian, Week-yento cope with the consistent ground backs ever seen in action on the .Daddario was a thorn in the aide of 'the locals all afternoon, He not Mr, Ma r. Vrilrolt;er.GMArete.lt foo; gaining plays of the Germantown green turf of Walton Field. gridders. for retherbridge, -only scored both touchdowns for artehem. Also, we are of the firm opthe victors. but he figured in just Petherbeldge for rrrrrDreg, et F. F. Hilbert: The second half was a different inion that these acme fans will about every play in the game. He Holy Crom, Umpire, F. L. Denied, story, however, Under the leaderconcur with as in our praise M11 W illiam: Head nets/son: ship of Paul Rowland, sparnlug ff. L. saved the game for his team in the anima Lehigh. lime of periods--111 of the performance of Chock of the Main Liners' backfiela and third quarter when he knocked animates. Holzer in the Main Liners' Lew Palmer, center, the locals Chuck Holzer out of bounds at the Mrt, -midfield stripe. Holzer was loose and would have scored but for Daddario's flying tackle. Wesleyan scored its first touchdown early in the first quarter after a sustained drive from the Wesleyan 40 yard stripe to the Haverford 27 yard line. Daddario broke loose on a dash around left end and scampered all 27 of the yards for a score. Dick Beeler, Scarlet and Black safty man neatly blocked out of the play by a Wesleyan linesman. Dick Holzer's attempt at conversion failed when Ketcham, who was holding the ball fumbled a bad pass from center George Bottjer. time to the Wesleyan 25 yard line, but the play was called back as Haverford was off-side. Thus two very promising Haverford threats were nipped in the bud. Several times again, Dick Beeler and Chuck Holzer put Haverford into a scoring position. but unlucky fumbles and bad breaks popped up to prevent a possible tie or victory for the locals. Haverford played inspired football and would have upset the favored New Englanders if they hadn't had so many disastrous fumbles. Of the five fumbles that Haverford had chalked up against Childs Tallies them, three came in the fourth Haverford was quick to retaliate, period when they were making however. Vol de Beausset, who such determined bids for a score. punted brilliantly for the Randall..., stood on his own 27 yard line Holzer Gains 77 Yards and punted in the air to the WesChuck Holzer was the most outleyan 15 yard marker. The ball bounced on the 15 yard line, where standing player in the Haverford it was touched by the Wesleyan line-up. He gained 77 of the 129 safety man. The alert Don Childs yards his team gained from rushrushed over the goal line, and ing, and his line plunging time and dropped on the bounding ball for time again split the Wesleyan fortouchdown. Chuck Holzer's try ward wall wide open. Dick Beeler for the extra point blocked by played a fine game at his quarterseveral of the Wesleyan forward back position, while Captain Herb Taylor and Bruce Ambler were wall. Wesleyan, not to be outdone, brilliant on defense. Again Don Childs was the standcame back fighting in the second period and scored what proved to out performer on the line. Bob be the final points of the game. Jackson and Bob Williams, newAfter the scrapping Haverford comers, were particularly strong line had.held for four doWns on at the tackles, while Ben Carroll their own 16 yard line, Wesleyan, played well at end. Clarke Morian on a sustained drive from the lo- new action both as a guard and as cars 81 yard line, scored a touch- an end, and many times broke down with Daddario slicing through and spilled enemy ball through his own left tackle. He carriers. ran but three yards for the score, Dick Holzer Injured after Haverford had held for three -downs within their own six-yard Daddario, naturally, was Wesstripe. Ben Carroll raced in from leyetes brightest star. His runhis left end position to block Bet- ning, passing, pans-receiving, and ter's attempt at conversion.. his tackling were beyond reproach. The expected duel between Dick Holzer's Run Nullified and Chuck Holzer was not as exA rejuvenated and inspired Hav- citing as was anticipated. Dick erford team returned to the field punted brilliantly and gained about for the second half, outplayed the 20 yards from scrimmage, but visitors, but were unable to score injured shoulder forced him to due to fumbles and penalties. leave the -game in the third quarChuck Holzer, who was a complete- ter. ly changed player, broke loose on his own 25 yard line and was head___.---------+ ed for a touchdown, only to be dragged down by the irrepressible OVERNIGHT ACCOMMODATIONS Daddario at midfield. The next FOR HAVERFORD COLLEGE play saw Ben Carroll spearing GUESTS Dick Beeler's pass on the WesleyMRS. P. O'NEILL an 40 yard line. Then the amazing Holzer broke away again, this Haverford 600w 4 Was A was an 9411 W. Lancaster Ave., Ardmore Ardmore 400SW backfield. Holzer was a vastpushed over two touchdowns in ly improved back and shared rapid succession. the spotlight with the elusive Soon after the opening whistle, Daddarie. Up until the second Germantown recovered the ball on half of the game on Saturday, a fumble on Haverford's 40 yard marker. At this point, Captain Chuck was just a "fair to midMagill of Germantown Friends dIM" back, who was dangerous started a series of line drives which if he could be shaken into the took the ball down to the Main clear. Never before had he Liner's 25 . yard Stripe. Magill been noted for his line plungthen completed a pass to Sample in ing. the end zone for the only GerWhether it was because' he was mantown tally of the game. playing against his brother, Dick, whom he outshone, or whether he Rowland Scores just received an inspiration from The second half found the Scar- unknown sources, we'll never know. let and Black lads charging lower But his playing in that second halt and making fewer of the fumbles electrified the rooters and left a which proved so costly in the first memorable impression on the ophalf. Lew Palmer kicked off to the ponents. Ploughing through the Germantown Friends 20 yard line line with his hind down and his to open the second half. Magill knees driving like pistons, Holzer ran this back to the 25 yard mark- made 77 yards on line bucks, end ed. On the next play Fred Huber runs, and off tackle slants. broke into the Germantown backB. C. G. field recovering a fumble which gave Haverford the ball on the 22 yard line. Tom Rairdon then took the ball on an end sweep to the Interdorm Football Now four yard line. From here Paul Rowland slashed off tackle for the To Be Played By Picked first Haverford score of the game. Trench failed to make the conver- Teams Rules Committee sion, tying the game up at 6-6. In view of the fact that several Another !coring drive • started late in the third quarter. After dormitories were unable to organMagill kicked the ball out of ize a touch football team and that bounds on the Haverford 48 yard others had sunplus of -players, line, Hoyer and Rowland took the Intramural Sports Board under turns carying the ball netting the leadership of Ed. Hawkins, '37, Haverford alirst down on the Ger- drafted six arbitrary teams. mantown Friends 40 yard stripe. A team—French, Freund, WilRowland then completed a pass to bur, Joe Carson, Gilmour, Worrell Lewis which picked up four yards. Seibert, Norris. Rowland then raced for the longest B team—E. Wingerd, Drinker, run of the game when behind the Cantrell, Harrison, Bair, Frysing, blocking of Palmer, Rairdon, and er, Hal/elan, Chas, Wil.ore. Hoyer, he went off tackle for 36 C team—Norsworthy, Bird, Bob yards. Trench failed to make the Thompson, Sponsler, Aucott, Gilconversion and the game ended bert, Lillie, Currie, Leib. with Haverford on the long end of D team—Bailey, Haverstick, Mca 12-6 score. a CHUCK BUSHNELL INJURED Chuck Bushnell, '39, hard hitting J. V. back, suffered a broken collarbone in the J. V. game with Ge-imantown Academy last Friday and will be unable to play the rest of the season. Mackey and Kelly JEWELERS J. K. TILLINGHAST OPTOMETRIST 50 E. LANCASTER AVE.5050 Ardmore, Pa. Ardmore Buy good books and read them; the best book. commonest, and the last editions are always the best, if the editors ore not blockheads, for they may profit of the former. — Lord Chesterfield, Lettere March. 1750. are the E. S. MeCawley & Co. (Incerporated) Bookseller. to Haverford College HAVERFORD, PA. Year For Johnnies; Game Is Away Haverford resumes football relations once more with Johns Hopkins on the latter's field this Saturday. The 1994 contest, played on a muddy Walton Field, resulted in a 7-0 victory for the visitors. The scoring punch was delivered by a sweeping end run for 25 yards and a touchdown. Last year, however, the Scarlet and Block defeated the Johnnies by the same 7-0 score, due largely to the efforts of Chuck Holzer. The game, this time, was played on a snow-swept field at Baltimore. The Maryland eleven provides a strong threat this year in the person of Tony Graziano, ace backfield man, who starred last week in the Washington College game. The probable line-up: Carrell End John. Hatekins. RaeLler Jackson . . Left Left Tackle Topme Meehan LeCenter ft Guard .••.. EMT Walking ItoHadam, Childs Right (Mani WIllierne Eight Tackle . Eat. deBenumel Right End . Tickers Beeler Quarterback Graziano Helms. . Left Reirbark Word Halfback 4.717 "'Oat Haverford rr Beware of the Garnet!! Calling all listeners.... .. Attention, residents of Haverford College a strong little quaker gang was last'een in the vicinity of Swarthmore adreinistering a fearful, merciless beating to a larger quaker mob, that was trying- to muscle in on their territory. This gang includes eight veterans from the respected mob of last year Colket, Back, Pearson, Gburski, Schroeder, Malcolm, Harper, and Hallowe11............The last two named are particularly notorious............ We have a tip that they plan to "pull a job" near the Haverford observatory on the afternoon of the 20th of November Send out a promising Haverford riot squad to destroy this menace That's ail. Ilvain, Ames, Mervine, Rohrmeyer Drew, T. K. Brown. E team—Mason, Darlington Boom, Haig, Goodyear, Withers Kerschner, McDevitt. F teatu—Day Students. Warner's Pharmacy "The Corner Store" STUDENTS SUPPLIES WHITMAN'S CANDY BREYER'S ICE CREAM Phone—Ardmore 68 GRISWOLD WILSON INC. Campus Representative MR. H. S. 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Whittelsey Presides Encouragement and sound advice, interspersed with numerous anecdotes, marked the addresses to the Rhinies given by prominent alumni members of the Founders Club, The Haverford Union, on Wednesday at 6.30 P. M.. was the scene of the Founders Club reception for the freshmen. F. K. Mears, '39, member of the Jayvee Soccer and Basketball teams, and pitcher of the Varsity Baseball team, last year, was awarded the Founders Club prize of $25 "for .the freshman who has shown the best attitude toward college activities and scholastic work," Lent year, in addition to his outstanding record in add-Mies. Mears was a Corporation Scholar. In the business meeting, held immediately before the reception at 7.45, M. k Linton, Jr., who won his Soccer numerals last year, who is a member of Cap and Bells, and is captain and manager of the Golf team was elected to Founders Club as of June 6, 1936. Wanks Get Advice Later in the evening, the alumni President M Founders Club. T. Whittelsey, '28 greeted the freshmen, and introduced A. R. "Sugar" Kane, '36, Spoon Man of his class, President of the Students Association ,and captain of the Football team. Kane urged the Rhinies to be "all-'round," to ' consider that college is not the place to epeeistize intensively, and above all not to take oneself too seriously. To strengthen this proposition, he reminded his audience that Admiral Beattie once had a petty-officer arrested for committing this breach of good taste.- Kane went on to say that college is primarily a Place in which to have a good time, and that a week-end in Bryn Mawr is a great thing, if you can get away with it. Whittelsey next introduced John S. Williams, '20, a representative of the older alumni, Between amusing anecdotes, recounted with a Sigh sensibility for the mot l'us but whose connection with the ore thodox subject matter was unapparent or lost in the appreciative roam of his audience, Williams told the Rhinies of the intangible something that Haverford meant to him. A student, he stated,. gets out of college exactly what he puts into it. He went on to point out that the alumni will stick to their policy of "hands off" college athletics. They maintain that Haverford is for, by, and of the students, The last speaker was Louis W. Flaccus, Jr., '34, Spoon Man and captain of the Basketball and Tennis teams, who emphasized the importance of freshmen going out for extra-curricular activities, and getting to know their claesroates, and especially their professors. In closing, T. Whittelsey explained that a sincere effort to become acquainted with the faculty was not to be condemned as "currying favor '' After these talks, the Rhinies, fairly oozing college spirit, were treated to cider and cookies, which in no way abated their enthusiasm. R. H. Lenge] Repair Shop Complete Astserstle• ilerrtree Meter Ovartmenag • Simeraler Erato Swore. PRONG nice MAWR are Inallread Ara and rel. IL C BRYN MAWR, PA. W. H. BOND. '37 Club Founders celebrated its second weely Rhinie floor show Wednesday night. The diningroom rang with laughter as C. E. Baum;tr., dressed in riding habit, in the office of master of ceremonies made numerous wise-cracks and spelt out the names of all the performers with the student body jesting in unison, The feature performance was Rhinie J. N. Ashbrook, dressed in a bear-skin doing push-ups on ass elevated table. He was supposed to do 60 but after the 45th he began to tire out and on the 57th he collapsed. The program included two mouth-organ performers. D. B. Corson amid the boos of the audience played "The Music Goes Rout" while C. J. Swift gave the "Communist Internationale." E. J. Drew and 3. T. Sharkey crooned popular songs, and B. C. Anderson played his clarinet. The Customs Committee tried several others for misdemeanors but Iet them off with a warning. Drew, up for the second straight week, wasn't let off with merely staging. He has been assigned the job of reusing Lloyd Hall, every morning for a week. The only other culprit is A. E. Brown who has been going around the campus taking two steps backward for every five forward since Wednesday. W. H. Bond. '37, has been chosen by the Student Council to arrange this year's Faculty-Student dinner to be held the middle of November in Founders diningroom. No plans have been made as vet, stated Bond. It is expected that there will be talks and musical entertainment, as well as the usual plan whereby groups of students invite professors to make up tables. Band, who as writer of the -Crow's Nest" is a member of the News Board, is also on the Haverfordian Board, has worked in the Store and is now Senior member of the Cooperative Store Committee. Manager of baseball and•leader of H. C. Gulbrandsen, '37, was the Glee Club, Bond is abs e presi- elected Sports Editor of the News dent of the Class of 1937. at the first full Board meeting of the year held October 13. At the same meeting it was agreed that the editorship of the Theatre column should not be decided until further tryouts had been made. Cost. from PCP' I. Cal. 3 Gulbrandsen, who fills the post France, Portugal, Spain, Hungary. left vacant when W. B. Slues, exBrazil, Argentina, Costa Rica, Aus- '38, did not return to College, betralia, New Zealand and he has came associated with the News been heard in Arabia and South Board' last year and hai been a frequent contributor to the "Sports Africa. To obtain a license, explained Jester" column. This year he was Benham, you must take a test on again chosen member of the Intrathe essentials of - radio and a code mural Sports Comniittee, test. Pensyl could have a maximum power of 800 watts, but has 100 at visited the dish of the University pfettent. Some idea of the power of Maryland at College Park last can be gotten by comparison with summer, which is attempting to form a "University Radio.League." WCAll'S 50,000 watts. Benham's far-reaching key was Such a league would Sim to - furthof practical telegraph service to er the science of radio communicaseveral of his friends this summer tion through scientific experimenaway on vacation, who sent week- tation, and the spirit between colly messages home via his set and leges through definite service, for another amateur. He offers to example, in the way of latest news meet any practical demands for to college papers. this service, to students here at College. Is there a Radio Club here at FREE MENDING AND College? Well, there are DARNING Pensyl and Benham explained, since they seem to be the only two prospective members. Radio clubs Co CRICKET AVENUE ARDMORE at Haverford have had uncertain careers. Ca7ZosnC:AV7r,Areit!Ley Sent by Dr. Sutton as a representative of Haverford, Benham H. Gulbrandsen Elected Sports Editor Of News Benham's Key Heard In Arabia B. H. French. '37, has been appointed by the Student Council as chairman of the committee for the Football Dance to be held here November 14, the night following the Randolph-Macon game. J. A. Cantrell, '37, J. It. Carson, '37, H. S. Drinker, III, '37, H. H. Freund, III, '37, R. L. Greif, '37, and G. Norris, '37, are the other members of this committee. The affair will be the first official college dance of the season to be held in the gymnasium. It is under the auspices of the Students' Council. The patronesses and the amount of the tax have not as yet been decided. French has been active in the Cotillion Clob, of which he is at present the head, and has served on other dance committees. Manager and member of the cricket tam, his other activities include debating, having won the Everett society medal two years ago. Chem Club Begins Year; Reagen To Talk At Tomorrow's Meeting F. E. Nelsen, '37, and L. B. Reagan, '38, will speak at the first meeting this year of the Chemistry Club, to be held tomorrow night at 7.15 in the Chemistry Laboratory The topic of the meeting is yet to be decided. Meeting every two weeks, tne Club will hold approximately twelve sessions this year, lasting an hour each. The speakers will be mostly juniors and seniors who are majoring in Chemistry, with one or two outside lecturers. All freshmen who are interested in Chemistry are invited to join, said. Noises, president of the Club. The discussions usually concern some recent advance in the field of Chemistry or other related matters not taken up in ordinary College work. Occasionally experiments are performed in the meetings.Through the activities of the Chemistry Club the member. are thus not may informed of the latest chemical developmentf. said Nelsen, but also given practice in preparing,and delivering scientific papers. A feature of the club's activities this year will be attendance at the Intercollegiate • Chemistry Conference, to be held at Lafayette College, Easton, Pa. Instituted last year by the Haverford College Chemistry Club, the first convention was attended more that R0 delegates from eight colleges- in this area, Dr. Webster N. Jones. Director of the School of Engineering of the Carnegie Institute of Technology, was among those who addressed the group. OMen lanolin Paella Robber Stamps Stenarrepher Permeate Pee Repairs Notary ALICE M. CAFFREY ' see w. Lancaetar Are. ?era API, MI Ardsmrs. ea Tousey Chosen To Fill Other Offices R. Parker was elected President of the Class of '40 at a meeting held in the Noth Room Wednesday night. The election was previously called for Tuesday, put twice resulted in a tie causing postponement. Other officers elected were R. Greenwood, Vice-President; D. P. Flaccus, Secretary; and T. G. Tousey, Treasurer. R. L. Blumenthal, S. G. Maule, and C, E. Baum are the Executive Committee. Parker, who comes from Marion, Massachusetts, spent his last two years at Tabor Hall in New England. He rowed on his school's crew which defeated Kent for the champioriship in the Henley Regatta in England. He has also played rugby. A six-foot three 200pounder, he is now a candidate for the football team. He was also elected temporary chairman of his class at the opening of the College. Greenwood of Rydal, Pa., its from eon Charter and is another footbarf—Player, Jaaving ' seen action in the Williams game, Fleeces is on the J. V. soccer team. and prepped at Friends Central. Tousey, who come. from New York Military Academaj is a candidate for the football team. Blumenthal is another soccer player, a teacher in the Janitors' School, and is trying out for the News. He prepared for Haverford at George School. Maule went to Episcopal Academy and lives in Bryn Mawr. PANORAMA PICTURE TAKEN H. A. Andrews, '37, was in charge of the anted panorama picture of he student body taken yesterday on the lawn near Founders. - Scorn Of Future Opponents Football Waehingtort College 8, JOHNS HOPKINS 0 Lafayette 7, DICKINSON 0 Oberlin 13, HAMILTON 6 Seem SWARTHMORE 3, PENN 2 (overtime) LAFAYETTE 4, Temple 0 Ardmore Printing Co. Since 1889 Printers for Particular People PHONE ARDMORE 1700 49 Rittenhouse Place Ardmore Cricket Hand Laundry WARNER BROS. For Men of ActionTonxr REQUISITES by Lentheric, Paris 69th St. Theatre TITER DARBY, PA. Sharleg Bewl--Strerter afataM After lease Land. After Pare Irsaloa Ran do osseras—tlasse ifttesaimn Wednesday, Thursday, Friday HAVERFORD PHARMACY "The Last Of The Mohicans" with Randolph Scott Sat., Son.. Mon., and Tues. J. E. LEVIEBURNER CO. . DISPENSING OPTICIANS ell LANCASTER AVENUE • BEEN MAWR Branch at 1227 Cheftnat Stems, Philadelphia "The Texas Rangers" with Fred MacMurray Jack Oakie and Jean Parker It Tastes So Good And It's So Good For You